do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever
when you like thing
but nobody else likes the thing
then you find one person who likes the thing and you’re just like
…if you can pet your Pokemon and feed them…
does that also mean you can now mistreat them too? Like hitting them and neglecting them?
What if I accidentally hit my Pokemon?
What if others do it on purpose?!
I’M GOING TO CRY NO PLEASE NO JUST LOVE
Goodbye friends I am gone
IF ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS HURT THEY’RE POKEMON I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND HUNT YOU DOWN AS A POKE’RANGER’S DUTY TO WIPE OUT ASSHATTERY
oh stahp you :)
jesus you are fantastic and I love you and your blog :)
I love you too bby<3
Imagine being a Doctor Who fan in 1966 though.
“Oh dear, what’s happening? Is the Doctor dying?
What. The. Shit.”
My nan has been watching Doctor Who from the get-go
According to her the first regeneration made the entire country go ape-shit and she has vivid memories of her entire family being frozen in front of the TV in shock for about an hour
reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon
[whispers] i miss harry potter
[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER
[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER
[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
I’m really jealous of people who can easily brush it off when they make a mistake i mean they’ll just laugh it off and move on while on the other hand I make a mistake and I just want to crawl into a deep dark hole and stay there forever wishing no one knew of my existence and hate myself for at least a week afterward
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY”
i never knew how much i wanted to see link doing yoga until today
thanks, nintendo :’)
one time my mom hired cleaning ladies to clean the house and a couple of hours after they were done i noticed my cat was missing and we were searching the house looking everywhere for my cat and finally i heard a meow from my room and my cat was literally under the blanket tucked into my bed and my mom called the cleaning ladies asking why the fuck they made the bed over the cat and the woman said “it wouldn’t move”
looking up ref for nsfw drawing
google image searches “woman riding man”
yes exactly what i needed